You’ve got to make love to me this very moment

Numerous jokes revolve around the intricate yet delightful dynamics between men and women. If you enjoy such humor, the following one is sure to tickle your funny bone.

One morning, I found my wife in the kitchen, busily preparing our usual breakfast of soft-boiled eggs and toast. She was clad in nothing but the t-shirt she typically wore to bed.

As I entered, still groggy from sleep, she turned to me with a soft tone and said, “You need to make love to me right now!”

My eyes widened, and I thought, “Either I’m still dreaming, or today is my lucky day!

Not wanting to miss the moment, I embraced her, and we seized the opportunity, right there on the kitchen table.

Afterward, she casually said, “Thanks,” and resumed tending to the stove, her t-shirt still draped around her neck.

Feeling both content and a bit perplexed, I inquired, “What was that all about?

She clarified, “The egg timer’s broken.”

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